We're on the road to nowhere....

Yeeeaaaahhhh buddy
Advice would be greatly appreciated and.... uhm... I'd pay you for it, somehow.

Voodoo Gorilla: I need aid.
HelloKittyNOWDIE: yes?
Voodoo Gorilla: It's a morality question. Are you capable of handling such things?
HelloKittyNOWDIE: haha. yes.
Voodoo Gorilla: Excellent!
Voodoo Gorilla: Okay. There's this girl. Name's Courtney. Might've heard of her... I'm trying hard to get over her... the method I'm using is the STAY THE FUCK AWAY method.
Voodoo Gorilla: That is, I'm staying the fuck away from her. I'm not talking to her. I'm having nothing to do with her.
Voodoo Gorilla: Thing is, she keeps calling me. Keeps trying to get me to do things with her.
Voodoo Gorilla: MY QUESTION: Should I tell her I am trying to get over her? Keep in mind! The point of getting over her is so I can be friends with her afterward.
Voodoo Gorilla: I don't want to piss her off or make her hate me.
HelloKittyNOWDIE: does she know you felt like you did/do about her?
Voodoo Gorilla: Well, that's part of the email. I am explaining EVERYTHING.
HelloKittyNOWDIE: brb real quick.
Voodoo Gorilla: schmuck.
HelloKittyNOWDIE: but she doesn't know as of now?
Voodoo Gorilla: No.
Voodoo Gorilla: Well.
Voodoo Gorilla: She knows I was head deep in love with her at one point in time, yes, but I doubt she thinks I still am. And I'm not exactly HEAD deep right now... I'm just trying to get over her.
HelloKittyNOWDIE: i don't think she'd take it too bad. i mean, it's not unreasonable.
Voodoo Gorilla: okay then.
Voodoo Gorilla: You're a wise man. All the same. I feel the urge to post this on LJ and ask some ladies for advice. They might feel differently. You mind? I don't wanna retype it.
HelloKittyNOWDIE: i mean, i don't know her. i just.. don't see why the hell she would get pissed about it. she seems to hold you to some value.
HelloKittyNOWDIE: nah. no problem.
Voodoo Gorilla: too much value.
Voodoo Gorilla: Oh yeah. I called you a shmuck while you were away. Haw haw.


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